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Post by Gareth on Mar 27, 2006 11:38:43 GMT
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey". Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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Post by Daz on Mar 27, 2006 12:26:44 GMT
Paddy and Murphy we're flying in an old two seater bi-plane and paddy turns to murphy and says:
"Murphy, if we go upside down, will we fall out?"
and Murphy replies:
"Heck no Paddy, I'll always be your friend!" ;D
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Post by Daz on Mar 27, 2006 12:32:37 GMT
And....... when they came in to land, Paddy turns to Murphy and says: "Here Murphy, This runway is not very long!" and Murphy, looks to each side and says: "Heck no, but its bloody wide!" =========================== +
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Becki1980
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Post by Becki1980 on Sept 5, 2006 17:50:16 GMT
A MORTITION IS SHOWING A NEW EMPLOYEE AROUND THE MORGUE. HE UNCOVERS A BODY AND SAYS...'THIS IS PADDY,HE WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!' THE NEW EMPLOYEE LOOKS AT PADDY'S BODY WITH CONFUSION AND ASKS THE MORTITION...'WHY IS HE SMILEING?' TO WHICH THE MORTITION REPLIES...'HE THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING HIS PHOTO TAKEN!
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