???THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF! OLD PEOPLE WHO SIT ON BENCHES! YOU PROBABLY THINK ITS A BIT MAD,I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OLD PEOPLE,I WILL BE OLD MYSELF ONE DAY,JUST OLD PEOPLE ON BENCHES! IT WINDS ME UP! YOU JUST LOOK THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE OUT,ANYWHERE,ALL THE BENCHES ARE TAKEN UP BY OLD PEOPLE.YOU KNOW HOW IT IS,YOU'VE BEEN SHOPPING ALL DAY OR YOU'VE BEEN OUT ON THE LASH AND FANCY A SIT DOWN ON YOUR WAY HOME,AND YOU CANT BECAUSE THERES ALWAYS SOMEONE SAT THERE,AN OLD PERSON! THEY APPEAR FROM NOWHERE,WHAT DO THEY WANT? (THEY SHOULD BE AT BINGO WINNING A TOUCH LAMP OR SOMETHING! )THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE,AND THEY'VE NOT BEEN ANYWHERE! SO WHY DO THEY NEED TO SIT DOWN FOR SO LONG? IT SEEMS TO ME THEY GET UP AT 6:00AM AND MAKE A MAD DASH IN THEIR GOLD SHOES AND THEIR 'HUGE SHOPPING BAGS ON WHEELS'(DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THEM)TO THE NEAREST BENCH AND SIT THERE FOR HOURS ON END.ITS A BIT LIKE PUTTING YOUR TOWEL ON A SUN-LOUNGER WHEN YOUR ON HOLIDAY! FIRST COME FIRST SERVED! AND WOE BETIDE ANYONE WHO TRIES TO SIT ON ONE WHOS UNDER THE AGE OF 70! WHEN I THINK OF AN OLD PERSON,I THINK OF A BENCH! TEENAGERS HAVE CORNERS AND BUS STOPS TO HANG ROUND AND DRINK CIDER,OLD PEOPLE HAVE BENCHES!
WOMEN DRIVERS! THEY PISS ME OFF! THEY'RE NOT ALL BAD JUST ABOUT 98%.I'M A WOMAN DRIVER MYSELF (COZ THE NAME BECKI GIVES IT AWAY!)HAHA! BUT THEY WIND ME UP. THEY DRIVE IN THE WRONG LANE ON ROUNDABOUTS! THEY INSIST ON DRIVING AT 60MPH ON THE MOTERWAY IN THE THIRD LANE! (AARRRRGGGHHH!) SO ANNOYING! THEY DO THEIR MAKE-UP AT THE LIGHTS,AND IN A FLAP,TRYING TO GET OFF QUICK WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN,AND BEFORE THE INPATIENT GUY BEHIND RAMS THE BACK OF HER CAR,WHAT DOES SHE DO...STALL IT! THEY THINK THEY DO'NT HAVE TO USE THEIR INDICATORS! (BECAUSE OFCOURSE WE'RE ALL PSYCIC AND KNOW WHERE SHE'S GOING!) THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVE BLINKERS ON ONCE THEY DRIVE INTO ASDA CARPARK! I HAVE BEEN NEARLY RUN OVER ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS(INCLUDING EARLIER TODAY)EXCUSES RANGE FROM 'SOZ,I DID'NT SEE YOU THERE!' TO 'OOPS! MY MOBILE PHONE VIBRATED IN MY POCKET AND MADE ME JUMP,AND I PUT MY FOOT DOWN! SORRY!'(OH WELL THATS OK THEN!)HAHA! AND THEY INSIST ON PLAYING LOVE POWER BALLADS,TOP WHACK IN THE CAR,AND SUBJECTING US ALL TO IT! I'M NOT A PERFECT DRIVER MYSELF,I MEAN I'VE BROKE A FEW WING MIRRORS,AND MOUNTED A FEW KERBS.AND IN A MAD FIT OF RAGE AFTER BEING CUT UP BY SOME GUY IN A BMW,I WET AND WIPERED HIM! I MEANT TO FLASH HIM!( MY LIGHTS CHEEKY!)HEHE!,BUT KNOCKED THE SCREENWASH CLICKER INSTEAD! I'M SURE HE WAS TERRIFIED BT MY THREAT TO CLEAN HIM TO DEATH! HAHA! ANYWAY I'VE HAD MY RANT FOR TODAY! TILL NEXT TIME..... TOOTLES!
HIYA! IT'S ME AGAIN! HEHE! THIEVES,TRAFFIC WARDENS AND POLICE PISS ME OFF TODAY! ALL IN ONE RANT! MY RANT STARTS ABOUT 4 WEEKS AGO. I WAS SHOPPING IN TOWN WITH MY MATE,HAVING A NICE TIME,MINDING MY OWN BUISSINESS,WHEN I GOT BACK TO MY CAR AND NOTICED IT HAD BEEN BROKEN INTO! AND TO MY ANNOYANCE,NOTICED THAT THE LITTLE THIEVING BUGGERS HAD DONE AWAY WITH MY EXPENSIVE,CD,MP3,USB CONPATABLE,DIGITAL RADIO(AND SOME OTHER STUFF I DID'NT GET) SOUND SYSTEM! I WAS SO ANGRY(AND VOCAL!HEHE!)I WISH THEY HAD LEFT THE STEREO IN THE PARKING SPACE AND TOOK THE DAMN CAR(IT WAS WORTH LESS!)THE HOT HANDED SCALLYS EVEN HAD THE CHEEK TO TAKE THE PLASTIC CASE YOU PUT THE FRONT BIT OF THE STEREO IN! AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING....I SHOULD'NT OF LEFT THE STEREO IN THE CAR! I KNOW THIS,BUT THE TRAFFIC WARDENS USUALLY HUNT IN PACKS ON THAT PARTICULAR CARPARK! WHEN YOU'RE 5 SECONDS LATE,THEY'RE THERE TO ISSUE WITH A TICKET,BUT WHEN YOUR CAR(EVEN WHEN IT'S A SHED ON WHEELS!)IS BEING BROKEN INTO,THERE'S NONE IN SIGHT! I FOUND ONE EVENTUALLY,AND TOLD HIM WHAT HAD HAPPENED,AND ASKED HIM IF HE HAD SEEN ANYTHING,BUT HE WAS VERY UNHELPFULL,AND JUST TOLD ME TO GO TO THE POLICE! SO I DID.AND WASTED 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE STANDING AROUND,SIGNING PAPERS,AND BEING TOLD THAT THEY WOULD'NT BE ABLE TO FIND WHO DID THIS!...(WELL WHY HAVE YOU JUST HAD ME WAITING ROUND WITH A LOAD OF EX CRIMS SIGNING BAIL THEN?)ARRRGGGHHH! ANYWAY GOT BACK TO MY CAR TO FIND I HAD BEEN ISSUED WITH A PENALTY NOTICE,BY THE TRAFFIC WARDEN I HAD SPOKEN TO EARLIER! FOR BEING BACK LATE!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! WELL I GOT A NEW CAR IN THE MEANTIME(ITS A RENAULT CLIO,ITS NEW!)AND IT CAME WITH A BOG STANDERED CD PLAYER! BUT TONIGHT,THE POLICE RANG ME! THEY SAID,AND I QUOTE..."MISS MOORE,WE HAVE THE THIEVES ON CCTV BREAKING INTO YOUR CAR!" SO YOU CAN IMAGINE MY HOPES WERE RAISED,I WAS EXCITED THAT THE LITTLE SHITS WHO STOLE A GIFT FROM MY DAD WOULD BE REPREHANDED! BUT THEN MY HOPES WERE DASHED AS HE WENT ON "BUT THEY WERE CAUGHT ON THE CAMERA ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CARPARK,AND WE CAN'T MAKE A POSSOTIVE ID,SO WE WONT BE TAKING THE MATTER ANY FURTHER! SORRY TO HAVE BOTHERED YOU!" OH MY GOD!!! WHY RING ME IN THE FIRST PLACE? WHAT A WASTE OF TIME! POLICE,TRAFFIC WARDENS AND AND MOSTLY THIEVES! WHAT CAN I SAY!ARRRGGGHH! RANT OVER! TOOTLES!
ARRRRGGGGGHHHH! MY EFFIN SHED OF A COMPUTOR PISSES ME OFF! YES MY COMPUTOR IS DRIVING ME MAD! IT'S RUNNING SLOW AND I DO'NT KNOW WHY! I'VE TRIED ALLSORTS TO FIX IT,BUT NOTHING IS WORKING.(I EVEN TRIED WHACKING IT HARD! THAT USUALLY SORTS OUT ANYTHING!) IT COULD HAVE TO DO WITH THE FACT IT IS OLDER THAN MOST PENSIONERS! MY PC IS SO OLD IT HAS "JESUS WOZ ERE!" SCRATCHED INTO THE SIDE OF IT! HAHA! BUT SERIOUSLY I NOW KNOW WHY PEOPLE JUST LOSE IT AND THROW THEIR COMPUTORS OUT OF THE WINDOW! I'M CLOSE TO DOING THAT RIGHT NOW! EVEN AS I'M TYPING NOWTHE WORDS ARE DELAYED,IF I HAD A FEW HUNDRED POUNDS TO SPARE TO BUY A NEW ONE I WOULD(AND I WOULD TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN SMASHING THE HELL OUTTA THIS PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTOR!)HEHE! BUT I DO'NT SO I WILL HAVE TO CONTINUE TO SHOUT ABUSE AT IT( AND HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE! HAHA!) IT'S WORSE WHEN I'M CHATTING TO MY FRIENDS ON MSN AND IT CRASHES AND THEY THINK I'VE FALLEN ASLEEP OR SOMETHING,OR THEY THINK I'M JUST IGNORANT! AND I'M SHOUTING AT THE MONITOR..."I'M HERE,I'M STILL HERE!" IN THE END I JUST GIVE UP AND TEXT THEM TO TELL THEM WHY I HAV'NT ANSWERED THIER QUESTION! ARGHH! HATE COMPUTORS! OH AND WHILE I'M TALKING ABOUT TEXT MESSAGING...THAT PISSES ME OFF ALSO! FIRST THERE'S THE PEOPLE WHO HATE PEOPLE WHO TEXT ONE WORD QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS! MY DAD DOES THIS OFTEN,PARTLY BECAUSE HE STILL HAS'NT GRASSPED THE TECHNIQUE OF TEXTING AND HAS GOT A PHONE HE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO USE! HAHA! AN EXAMPLE...MY MUM WILL BE AT THE SUPERMARKET,AND SHE WILL RECIEVE A TEXT FROM MY DAD THAT WILL JUST SAY..."MILK" AND SHE'S LIKE OH MY GOD! MAYBE IF HE SAID HELLO LOVE,CAN YOU GET SOME MILK,OR EVEN PUT WHHO IT'S FROM WITH KISSES!,BUT NO!NOTHING! JUST MILK! OR SHE WILL TEXT HIM ASKING IF HE WANTS ANYTHING FROM THE SUPERMARKET AND HE WILL TEXT BACK..."NO!"I THINK IT'S REALLY FUNNY AND TO THE POINT! WHY WASTE PAGES OF TEXT TO SAY WHAT YOU CAN SAY IN ONE WORD!!! WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE SECOND TYPE ARE... PEOPLE WHO TEXT EPPICS! PAGE UPON PAGE OF SHORTENED TEXT I DO'NT COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND(I SPEAK ENGLISH! HEHE!) ABOUT NOTHING PARTICULAR! AND THEY GET UPSET WHEN YOU SEND AN AVERAGE SIZE TEXT BACK! YOU KNOW THE TYPE,THEY TEXT YOU ASKING IF YOU ARE GOING OUT AT THE WEEKEND,BUT SPREAD THIER QUESTION ACROSS 3 PAGES,AND YOU JUST TEXT BACK..."YEAH! I WILL RING YOU LATER!" AND THEY GET ANNOYED! (SMS! SHORT MESSAGE SERVICE! IT SAYS IT ALL!)I HATE TEXTING! YOU SPEND ABOUT 14 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE LEARNING HOW TO READ AND WRITE IN ENGLISH,AND THEN YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO READ TEXT!!! I DO'NT GET IT! I OFTEN TEXT PEOPLE BACK AND ASK WHAT IT MEANT! SOMETIMES(BECAUSE I'M TIGHT! HEHE!) I WILL HAVE TO SHORTEN A WORD,LIKE LATER TO L8R,AND I WILL CRINGE AS I'M DOING IT! BUT THATS JUST ME! RANT TO YOU AGAIN SOON! TOOTLES!
EX-SMOKERS PISS ME OFF! YES! IT'S GREAT THAT YOU HAD THE WILL POWER TO GIVE UP,AND YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES(YOU SHOULD BE!)BUT WOULD YOU STOP GOING ON TO US ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS FOR YOUR HEALTH! I MEAN YOU SMOKED FOR LONG ENOUGH YOURSELF BEFORE YOU QUIT! I AM AN EX-SMOKER MYSELF,I QUIT 5 YEARS AGO AND HAV'NT HAD ONE SINCE(AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY LUNG!) HAHA! BUT I DO'NT FEEL I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SLAG EVERYONE ELSE OFF WHO SMOKES! IT'S UP TO THEM! IT'S THEIR HEALTH AND MONEY AND THEY'RE OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE THEIR OWN CHOICES! (I KNOW I'VE SAID THEIR MILES TOO MANY TIMES! HAHA!) IT DOES'NT BOTHER ME IF SOMEONE IS SMOKING,AS LONG AS THEY ARE'NT BLOWING IT IN MY FACE WHILST I'M EATING! THEY SEEM TO BLAME EVERYTHING ON SMOKING...YOU'VE GOT A COUGH...THATS CAUSE YOU SMOKE,YOU'RE TIRED...THATS CAUSE YOU SMOKE,YOU GOT RUN OVER IN THE STREET AND AND BROKE SOME RIBS THAT PUNCTURED YOUR LUNGS...THATS CAUSE YOU SMOKED! HOW? AND THEY'VE GOT AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING... "CAUSE YOU WERE LIGHTING UP A FAG AND WAS DISTRACTED WHILST CROSSING THE ROAD,AND YOU DID'NT SEE THE CAR,AND THE LUNG THING...WELL THAT'S CAUSE YOU SMOKE!" AAARRRGGGHHH! HAHA! AND I KNOW THIS IS TRUE CAUSE I KNOW ONE(AN ANNOYING EX-SMOKER!)IF IT WAS UP TO HIM,SMOKERS TODAY WOULD WEAR A BELL AROUND THEIR NECKS(LIKE LEPERS! )SO THAT THE NON-SMOKERS WOULD KNOW WHEN THEY WERE COMING AND CAN HIDE! HAHA! IF YOU DO'NT LIKE THE SMOKE THEN MOVE! THERE IS NON-SMOKE AREAS IN ALL PLACES THESE DAYS! AND STOP GIVING EVERYONE AN EARBASHING ABOUT THE EFFECTS OF SMOKING! WE KNOW WHAT IT DOES TO OUR HEALTH THATS WHY I QUIT! (AND BECAUSE I'M TIGHT AND WOULD RATHER SPEND THE MONEY ON SOMETHING ELSE...LIKE WINE AND CHOCOLATE! HEHE!)EX-SMOKERS...THERE'S NO NEED!!!
OOH! AND BACKSEAT DRIVERS! THEY REALLY PISS ME OFF! NOT MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS(FOR A CHANGE!)HEHE! EXCEPT..."YOU DO'NT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE,OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE A DRIVING LICSENCE YOURSELF,SO DO'NT TELL ME HOW TO DRIVE,CAUSE IT WINDS ME UP TO THE POINT WERE I WANT TO STOP AND KICK YOU OUT!!!(AND I HAVE DONE THAT BEFORE!)HAHA! IF YOU DO'NT LIKE THE WAY I DRIVE......WALK! HEHE! RANT OVER!! TOOTLES!
HIYA DAVE, CHEERS! BUT I'M NOT A STRESSFUL PERSON AT ALL YOU KNOW,I'M VERY LAID BACK,IN FACT I'M SO LAID BACK,I'M ACTUALLY ASLEEP RIGHT NOW! HAHA! IT JUST SEEMS LIKE I AM CAUSE I GO ON A BIT! (OR A LOT!) HAHA! IT'S JUST LITTLE THINGS,BUT THEY SEEM BIG CAUSE I GO ON AND ON ABOUT THEM! ( I JUST THINK IT'S A WASTE,TO JUST TYPE ONE SENTENCE!) HEHE! BUT THAT'S JUST ME,I TALK A LOT! I CAN'T HELP IT,IT'S HABBIT,I EVEN WRITE A LOT! SEE I'M GOING ON NOW! HAHA! (MY COMPUTOR DOES STRESS ME OUT THOUGH! I SOOOOO MEANT THAT ONE!)BUT DO'NT WORRY,I WONT BE HAVING A HEART ATTACK ANY TIME SOON! HAHA! BUT THANKS FOR CARING THOUGH! VIRTUAL HUGS ALL ROUND!!! HEHE! CHAT SOON! MWAH! TOOTLES! X
Last Edit: Sept 25, 2006 19:27:41 GMT by Becki1980
HOWDY PEOPLE! TODAY MISERABLE PEOPLE AT WORK WHO HATE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THER JOBS PISS ME OFF! NO ONE WHO I KNOW (WHO HAVE DEAD END JOBS LIKE ME! HAHA!)CAN SAY THEY LOVE THEIR JOB! UNLESS IT'S SOMETHING THEY'VE WORKED HARD TO GET OR IT'S A FUN JOB LIKE DJING OR BEING A CLOWN HAHA! BUT SOME PEOPLE JUST GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW THEY HATE THE JOB THEY DO,AND GO ON ABOUT HOW THEY CAN DO BETTER! YES I KNOW IT'S A DEAD END JOB THAT PAYS PEANUTS,BUT IT PAYS THE MORTGAGE,AND A JOBS A JOB!...IF YOU DO'NT LIKE IT...THEN GET A NEW JOB! DO'NT SIT AND TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU HATE IT AND WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF YOU COULD BE ARSED,DO IT FOR GODS SAKE! THERE'S PLENTY OF UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE WHO WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO WORK,AND PEOPLE LIKE ME,AND MY WORK MATES WHO ARE FACING REDUNDANCY ANYTIME SOON! YOU DO'NT SEE ME COMPLAINING! AND TO MAKE IT WORSE,NOT ONLY DO THEY SLAG OFF THE JOB THAT PAYS THE BILLS BUT THEY'RE SO MISERABLE ABOUT IT TOO! DO'NT GET ME WRONG,IT'S NOT THE SORT OF JOB I DREAMED OF WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GIRL,BUT I DO'NT MIND THE JOB AND I LIKE THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH(OTHERWISE I WOULD'NT STILL BE THERE AFTER 10 YEARS!)AND IF I'M HONEST,I CAN'T BE ARSED TO GET ANOTHER JOB BECAUSE IT'S EASY! I GET AWAY WITH MURDER AND TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS (CAUSE I'M THE ONLY GIRL! )AND I'M LAZY! HAHA! I TRY MY BEST TO MAKE MY DAYS AT WORK A BIT MORE PLEASURABLE FOR ME AND EVERYONE I WORK WITH! I HAVE A LAUGH AND STUFF,BUT SOME PEOPLE,THE MISERABLE PEOPLE CAN'T STAND A BIT OF FUN AND WONT JOIN IN OR EVEN CRACK A SMILE! FOR EXAMPLE...TODAY I WAS WORKING IN A DIFFERENT FACTORY,WITH NEW PEOPLE,(MISERABLE PEOPLE)I LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE BUT THEY WERE ALL TOTALLY DEPRESSED,AND PLANNING THEIR SUICIDES! YOU COULD TELL! HEHE! (WELL I KNOW I WAS AFTER A DAY WITH THEM! HAHA!)YOU COULD TELL FROM THEIR FACES THEY HATED THEIR JOBS! ANYWAY ME BEING ME,WHEN BLACK BOX'S-RIDE ON TIME CAME ON THE RADIO,I BELTED OUT A CHOURUS IN A DODGY CLUB SINGER VOICE! NOW THE GUYS I USUALLY WORK WITH THINK IT'S FUNNY AND JOIN IN BUT NO! NOT THESE,THEY HAD FACES LIKE A BULLDOG LICKING PISS OFF A NETTLE AND CHEWING A WASP! THEY DID'NT CARE TOO MUCH FOR MY "FINISHED A JOB I DO'NT REALLY LIKE!" DANCE EITHER! I'M A BIT OVER THE TOP AT TIMES BUT IT'S JUST A BIT OF FUN,LIGHTEN UP!!! HEHE! BLIMEY IF I EVER GET TO THE POINT WERE I HATE MY JOB SO MUCH THAT I TURN INTO A MISERABLE,CONPLAINING,DEPRESSED,PUG FACED JOB HATER THEN HAVE ME PUT DOWN,PLEASE!!! HEHE! RANT DONE WITH! TILL NEXT TIME!... TOOTLES!
HIYA GAZ,I JUST THOUGHT I'D WELCOME BACK ONLINE!!! HA! DATING SITE,YEAH! THAT'S FUNNY! DAVE'S A SWEETIE! WE HAVE A CHAT AND A LAUGH! WE'RE ON THE SAME WAVE LENGTH! HEHE! AND HE ALWAYS HAS NICE THINGS TO SAY ABOUT YOU! DO'NT YOU DJ AT A SINGLES NIGHT DURING THE WEEK? YOU'RE TOUTING FOR BUISINESS AR'NT YOU! LOL! TOOTLES! X
FLASHERS PISS ME OFF! YOU WILL BE GLAD TO HEAR IT'S A SHORT ONE TODAY! THE RANT I MEAN! HEHE! I'VE BEEN FLASHED AT A FAIR FEW TIMES IN THE PAST,WE ALL HAVE AINT WE GIRLS! AND I DO'NT MEAN BY HEADLIGHTS! HAHA! AND THOUGH IT'S WRONG I USUALLY HAVE A LAUGH ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS! ITS SOOOOO ANOYING! I MEAN,IF IT WAS SOME HUNK FLASHING IT WOULD'NT BE SO BAD,BUT IT'S ALWAYS SOME CREEPY BLOKE,WHO'S DRUNK AND WHO YOU KNOW STILL LIVES AT HOME AT 40! AND WHERE DO THEY ALL GET THE SAME LONG MACKS FROM? IS THERE A SPECIAL FLASHERS SHOP WHERE THEY STOCK UP ON COATS AND "PUPPIES"HAHA! BUT TO FLASH AT KIDS...NOW THATS SOMETHING ELSE! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??? YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW ANNOYED I WAS WHEN I HEARD THAT MY 10 YEAR OLD NIECE WAS VICTIM TO A FLASHER THIS WEEKEND,WHILST SHE WAS PLAYING IN THE STREET! BUT THIS WIERD (AND YOU WOULD THINK UN-FUNNY!) STORY I'M TELLING YOU HAS A COMEDY ENDING(I THOUGHT SO ANYWAY!)AND I HAD TO SHARE IT WITH YOU CAUSE IT MADE ME LAUGH! WHEN HER MUM ASKED HER WHAT HAD HAPPENED,SHE TOLD HER THAT A MAN HAD FLASHED AT HER AND HER FRIENDS AND SAID..."DO YOU WANNA STROKE MY SNAKE LITTLE GIRL?" (SNAKE,HOW ORIGINAL!)AND WHAT DID SHE REPLY YOU ASK? WELL THATS THE FUNNY BIT! SHE REPLIED..."THATS NOT A SNAKE,IT'S A DICK,AND I'M GOING TO TELL MY DAD!" GLAD TO KNOW SHE INHERITED MY SMART MOUTH AND BLUNTNESS ASWELL AS MY NAME! HAHA! YOU GO GIRL! SO FLASHERS PISS ME OFF,BUT SMART MOUTHED,BLUNT KIDS WHO SHOW THEM UP PROBABLY PISS THEM OFF MORE! HAHA! KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!!! SHORT RANT OVER! RANT SOME MORE SOON! TOOTLES!
HIYA GAZ! IS THIS ANNOYING,DOES IT SEEM LIKE I'M SHOUTING? ::)I'M SORRY! at least i know you read them! hehe! there! is that better for you? it's habbit! sorry! i will try not to fill up your forum with my capital letters anymore! i will fill it up without them! haha! till next time! tootles!
Top of the morning to ya! (or evening,depends on what time you're reading this!)hehe! The thing that pisses me off today is... typing in lower case letters because i'm blind through being on my pc too much and i can't see,and my glasses are downstairs and i can't be arsed to go and get them cause i'm lazy and also cause i might miss this tune what is playing now and when i try to rewind it,my shed pc will crash cause it,s shite! haha! i'm only joking!!! the thing that does piss me off though is... People on diets! You must know one! it's soooooo annoying! Take friday for example,i was tucking into a nice big mac(not so big though!) and fries from McDonalds,not very healthy,i know,and was'nt contributing anything to my 5 portions of fruit and veg a day(although it had salad on it,does that count! haha! did'nt think so!) anyway, when a woman my mum knew and went to go to school with came and sat with me! I said hello and asked how she was,said how she looked well and had lost a bit of wieght,being polite and you know what she said? no! course you dont, you're not mindreaders! haha! She said..."urgh! do you know whats in that burger and how many callories are in that?" I said i did'nt know how many callories are in it and i dont care,cause if i was bothered about callories then i would'nt be in Mc Donalds would i! And as for whats in it...well i could'nt care less cause it tastes goooood! i like it alot! hehe!Eyeballs and testicles mushed up i expect! hehe! Then she tells me.."you might be slim now,but in twenty years time,you'll be a whale,your mum was like you once!" Charming! But again,i dont care about twenty years time! and if i know i'm going to end up looking like,her words"a whale!" then i will enjoy stuffing my face with crap whilst i can! OH MY GOD! and when i asked her what she was doing in McDonalds in the first place,you know with it being geeasy hell! she told me she was here with the grand kids! Who both had a hamburger,fries and wait for it...a diet coke! Cause the diet coke makes up for the heart attack on a plate! haha! Whats the point! It's great you're on a diet and taking care of your body,but i'm not! on a diet that is,and there's other ways to look after yourself like exercise! so dont give me earache over my lurvely McD's!!!! over and out! tootles!
Hey Gaz, just thought i'd congratulate you on getting your .co.uk. It's easier for me to get on here now(i know what you're thinking...NOOOOO! haha!) and easier to remember,when i tell people about your site! You seem to know a lot of stuff,so when someone needs to know a question(something that you might have the answer to on your site ofcourse!)then i can tell them the address with ease! Keep it up! Tootles!
Post by Damian Child 666 on Oct 9, 2006 13:51:42 GMT
hi, well lets just see what pisses me off..... oh yes how about strange people on gaz'z website? i don't know who you are Becky but am younger than u and speak more sense! u have never been 27 love, not unless u have a mental problem! Get a life lovey, try getting a pet, sad women get cats it might comfort you! Bye for now...
Hello Damian!! Something that pisses me off today... is people who come on here ONCE and slag off complete strangers who might be a bit bored (not sad!!) but come on here often! I do'nt know you, but you ca'nt say i'm the one with mental problems,when you sign in with a name like Damian child 666! So Lighten up! it's only a bit of a laugh! And you must be a bit interested otherwise you would'nt have looked in my profile,cause thats the only way you would know i was 27! and actually thats a mistake cause i'm 26!(i will have to look at that! hehe!) And it seems to be you LOVEY who should get a life(or a job! haha!),cause if you had one then you would'nt be on here being pissed off by what other people have to say! Oh yes and the word "YOU" is'nt spelt "U". point made! It's only a bit of fun!!! haha! Tootles! till later!
Hi! just a quickie today! People waiting to be seen in A&E who complain about the nursing staff,piss me off!!! The nurses(in my opinion!) are under paid,over worked,and under staffed,and some people just complain that they're not being seen quick enough! It does'nt seem to matter to them that there's been 2 emergency's in the last half an hour and there's only a few staff working(who have probably been working a 16 hour shift or stupid hours like that saving lives!)and there's always some guy,in this case a grumpy builder who had cut his arm,moaning about waiting times! Yes your bleeding a bit,so is half the other people waiting here,including a 8 year old boy who aint making as much fuss as you!, wait you're turn and stop crying like a girl you wimp! Nursing staff....give them a break!!! rant over! till next time hehe! Tootles!!
Post by Damian Child 666 on Oct 23, 2006 19:28:01 GMT
It shows how sad you are replying to me! If writing silly comments on here is your type of FUN you are one sad bitch and need 2 get a life! i have only replyed cos gaz mentioned you had replyed 2 me, i will have the final word lovey dont reply! bye for good x
Ooooohhhhhh! dont get your knickers in a twist!! Is that all you got? Tut tut! You already called me sad and said i should get a life the last time you left me a note on here!! But Bitch...ooh! How original...NOT! You really got your point across there did'nt you! Feel better now! Wow! Damian! whats with all the hostility! (and you say i'm a bitch!)haha! I may be(your words!)a sad,bitch who needs to get a life,but you should get anger management! You can say what you like about me cause i dont care! I dont know you(and would'nt want to either!) It's funny really! I find it amusing!And i will reply if i want to,cause i do what i like and if it bugs you then it can only be a bonus! If you insist on "being sad!" like me(which you are otherwise you just would'nt have wrote back in the first place!)then at least make it a bit more whitty and entertaining,cause i almost lost the will to live just reading your pathetic 3 lines! And it will be ME lovey who has the last word,i always do!
And thanks Dave for defending my honor! hehe! You get me! you're a star! cheers sweetie! mwah! x
The guy across the street has been setting off fireworks for the last month or so,and i can't get to sleep! He's setting them off now and it is'nt even dark!! WHY? He can't have that many left from last year surely! Has he got his own firework factory or something! And they're not even your average garden fireworks,that fizzle out after about 5 seconds either,but display ones!!! It's like Iraq in our street with all the bangs and flashes! haha! Save it for bonfire night will you,then you can set off as much as you like! And dont get me started on catherine wheels! OH no! i'm having a flash back! I'm 13 and being chased down the backstreet by a runaway catherine wheel,and me being the clumbsy cow i am,ran into the car door(instead of into the car! haha!) and split my eyebrow! Ouch! i spent the rest of the evening in A&E.Them things are dangerous on so many levels! hehe! Bonfire night! the kids seem to have come up with new,imaginative ways to find firewood! I read a story in the paper last year,about a woman who had gone into her garden the day after bonfire night,and found her back gate and several of her fence panels had gone on the fire! haha! Now i thought this was rather funny at the time,but i know i would be very annoyed if it had happened to my house! (i'd probably be ranting about it on here! well EVERYONE likes to hear them! haha!) And theres "penny for the guy!" and it's a really unconvincing guy made up of a jacket,an Asda bag stuffed with paper and a dodgy left over Halloween mask! They will say "penny for the guy!" and me being generous and all,will throw in a penny!...Well it's not called tenner for the guy is it! haha! Anyway i'm trailing off what i was going on about! What was it now? Oh yeah! Fireworks and the people who set them off about 9 months before bonfire night!(especially the guy across the street from me! haha!)piss me off! over and out! Tootles!
Teenage "trick or treaters!" Piss me off! Halloween! I know,it's for the kids! but it's a rip off dont you think? Having said that,i remember how much fun we used to have as kids,making our dodgy witches outfits out of bin bags,and collecting so many sweets,that just the thought of eating them would have made your teeth wanna fall out! haha! So i try to act all scared when the kids knock at my door,to humour them like,and hand out sweets! But is it just where i live or do they start "Trick or treating!" weeks before Halloween? I had a group of youth's(ha! youths! i sound like my nana! haha!)knock at my door last night! I would'nt have minded so much,if they had made an effort to dress up or look even a bit scary,but not a bin bag in sight! haha! Anyway they said the trick or treat thing and i said "Trick!" they looked at me like i had three heads and said they did'nt have any tricks! Whats that all about? they may as well have,knocked on my door,held out their hands and said..."Treat!" And OH MY GOD!! when I asked one of the lads,who was dressed in his regular clothes and a mask that looked like he had just found it on the street moments before(it was probably the one from the "penny for a guy!" i moaned about yesterday! hehe!)what he had come as,he said..."an axe murderer!" i replied..."So wheres your axe then?" at that point they left.................and went next door! haha! Save it for the 31st,then come back dressed convincingly,with some tricks(just incase! hehe!)and i will hand out the sweeties to you like i do with all the other little kiddies ok!Bog off and leave me alone till then please! my welcome mat has worn away,with all the people knocking! hehe! it's soooooooooooo annoying! Knock knock(you thought i was going to tell a joke did'nt you! lol!)knock knock at the door all night! Give me a break! Dont they know i;m trying to watch Eastenders? haha! see you! Tootles!
Yeah when they come knocking I give them sweets or biscuits then they dont come back, I made that mistake a few years back when I gave one of them a pound and then I had every little bugger on my doorstep after that. Give em sweets not money cos they only spend it on drugs or fireworks !!!
Yeah! Daz you're so right! give em sweets and biscuits! Or a tip i got off a real tight uncle of mine(and this is a guy who used to tell us when we were kids that when the music was playing on the ice-cream van,it meant they had none left! haha! was puzzled for ages why they drove round the street,teasing us i thought! lol!)anyway....a few years ago when they came a knocking at his door,he gave them a Mars ice-cream... between them all! Needless to say,they never came back,(and it was freezing out! haha!)and they must have told their mates about the tight arse guy at number 14,cause he was'nt bothered with the trick or treaters again! EVER! haha!