Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey". Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
A MORTITION IS SHOWING A NEW EMPLOYEE AROUND THE MORGUE. HE UNCOVERS A BODY AND SAYS...'THIS IS PADDY,HE WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!' THE NEW EMPLOYEE LOOKS AT PADDY'S BODY WITH CONFUSION AND ASKS THE MORTITION...'WHY IS HE SMILEING?' TO WHICH THE MORTITION REPLIES...'HE THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING HIS PHOTO TAKEN!