Post by Gareth on Jun 30, 2009 11:04:18 GMT
Some text's I've had:
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Reports of Michael Jackson dying of a heart attack are false. He was found in the kids ward having a stroke!
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Apparently he had a heart attack after learning that ‘Boyz to Men’ wasn’t a delivery service but actually and R&B act.
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RSPCA Appeal:
Wanted- Good home for chimpanzee. Answers to the name of 'Bubbles'.
Likes bananas & being wanked off with a white glove.
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Since michael jackson is 90% plastic . Its been decided instead of cremation he will be melted down to make lego so the kids can still play with him .
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Michael jackson as just been refused entry into heaven.... Dont blame it on the sunshine.............. Dont blame it on the moonlight................... Dont blame it on the good times................. Blame it on the buggery.
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Last time michael jackson were this stiff he had mccauley culkin over to stay!
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Jacko's family have asked the funeral directors if they take plastic
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Reports are coming out that the cause of Michael Jackson's death was food poisoning from sucking on 10 year old nuts.
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Michael jacksons ghost has been seen in a childrens hospital. They say he's still trying to put the willies up them.
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As a mark of respect mcdonalds are doing a mcjackson burger its 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns
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Elvis waits at the gates of heaven to greet the person who married Lisa Marie, phew thats a relief he says, I heard she had married a nigger.
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Michael Jacksons tour promoters have just cancelled all of his UK dates! .. Johnny 7, Timmy 6 and Bobby 3.
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Whats the difference between MJ & sir alex ferguson? Fergie will be playing giggs this summer!
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Reports of Michael Jackson dying of a heart attack are false. He was found in the kids ward having a stroke!
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Apparently he had a heart attack after learning that ‘Boyz to Men’ wasn’t a delivery service but actually and R&B act.
**********************************************
RSPCA Appeal:
Wanted- Good home for chimpanzee. Answers to the name of 'Bubbles'.
Likes bananas & being wanked off with a white glove.
**********************************************
Since michael jackson is 90% plastic . Its been decided instead of cremation he will be melted down to make lego so the kids can still play with him .
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Michael jackson as just been refused entry into heaven.... Dont blame it on the sunshine.............. Dont blame it on the moonlight................... Dont blame it on the good times................. Blame it on the buggery.
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Last time michael jackson were this stiff he had mccauley culkin over to stay!
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Jacko's family have asked the funeral directors if they take plastic
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Reports are coming out that the cause of Michael Jackson's death was food poisoning from sucking on 10 year old nuts.
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Michael jacksons ghost has been seen in a childrens hospital. They say he's still trying to put the willies up them.
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As a mark of respect mcdonalds are doing a mcjackson burger its 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns
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Elvis waits at the gates of heaven to greet the person who married Lisa Marie, phew thats a relief he says, I heard she had married a nigger.
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Michael Jacksons tour promoters have just cancelled all of his UK dates! .. Johnny 7, Timmy 6 and Bobby 3.
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Whats the difference between MJ & sir alex ferguson? Fergie will be playing giggs this summer!
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